Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Banana Nutella pancakes

This next one, folks, is a real doozie. The most simple ingredients and preparation yield the most satisfying results. I give you... Banana Nutella pancakes.


To make the pancakes, I recommend one of these bad boys...


The Shake 'n Pour Bisquick is cheap and all you have to do is add water! Get to flippin' those pancakes! 

All you need for this wonderful little snack is Nutella and a couple of ripe bananas. Put them on top of your pancakes and voila!

ENJOY AND COMMENT IF YOU DO
XOXO Stoner Girls

PICKLE WRAPS, the easiest, yummiest snack ever


Please tell me that you've had a pickle wrap before... If you haven't, God bless your soul, here is the most simple and delicious snack you'll ever have. All you need is:

  • Dill Pickles- I recommend the semi-small-ish ones but any size (besides tiny) will make delicious wraps
  • A package of ham- I recommend visiting the deli section of your grocery store, the ham will be better quality and it will be quality meat
  • 8 oz. cream cheese- I recommend Philadelphia cream cheese because it is dank ass cream cheese.
The process is so simple. Spread cream cheese on a slice of ham, wrap the pickle in the ham and cut it up into bite-sized sections. The best part about making them is that you get to eat all of the ends of the wraps because they aren't pretty and need to be eaten immediately. 

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XOXO Stoner Girls


Incredibly easy and delicious chicken and cheese biscuits


DON'T YOU WANT THAT WARM CHEESY GOODNESS IN YOUR MOUTH??!?!!


Well, good news... the recipe is super stoner friendly. All you need is:
  • 1 pkg cream cheese (8oz)
  • 1 pkg crescent rolls (6 ct)
  •  2 chicken breasts
  • 1 bag of grated sharp chedder cheese
  • 1/4 t salt
  • 1/2 stick of butter

The first step to this process is to get baked out of your mind. I recommend that you smoke a couple of bowls prior to preheating the oven to induce the wonderful sensation known as the munchies (if you have not already done so). 

The second step is to preheat your oven. Please do so with extreme caution and watch those fingers! Set your oven to 350 f degrees.

Now you need to microwave your chicken. Unwrap the breasts you bought and place them on a microwave safe plate. Microwave the chicken in two minute intervals until there is no pink left in the middle (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT: PAY ATTENTION). I generally need about six minutes to fully cook two full size breasts.

While you are microwave-ing the chicken, combine the cream cheese, shredded cheese, and salt in a bowl. Stir until the two are completely mixed. It should look like this...


After the chicken is fully microwaved, use a fork and shred it into small... shreds?? Be careful because the chicken will be hot. Make sure there are no large chunks as the final product will be better this way. 

After the chicken is shredded, mix it in with the cheese mixture you have already created. Use your hands, it's fun!

After the chicken/cheese mess has been created, open your roll of crescent rolls and unroll and separate all the different sections. Using your hands, scoop a handful of the chicken/cheese mixture onto a crescent triangle and wrap it up like a biscuit. Do this until you have run out of either chicken/cheese mixture or crescent rolls.


Next, melt the butter in the microwave. Drizzle or brush the butter on top of the biscuits just for the hell of it.

Bake at 350 degrees for 20-25 minutes. They taste best after they set up a bit so let them cool off before digging in.

To reheat, just place in a 325 degree oven for 15 minutes.

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XOXO Stoner Girls




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HELLO INTERWEBS,

We are the Stoner Girls. My name is Stella and my best friend and co-stoner/blogger is Isabel. We are twenty-two years old and we love FOOD. Our goal with this blog is to share our recipes and munching ideas with pictures and drool-inducing posts. The recipes that we create are all designed to fit within a college-aged stoner's budget. They are also chosen based on our ability to create them baked out of our minds.

WELCOME TO THE MADNESS.

Peace, love, and Mary Jane,
XOXO Stoner Girls